Albums
1974 – The Key Is Love (collaboration with Jim Schoenfeld)
Corrinne
Fireside
Guitar Man
Shoeshine Boy
Freedom
Tim’s Song
Respond To Love
The Key Is Love
A Summer Place
Lover Boy
Do You Want To Dance / Twist And Shout
1974 – Philosophical Bullshit
Philosophical Bullshit
Shithouse Blues
Rondo Alla Turca
Great Balls Of Fire
Ya-Ya
Everybody’s Gonna Have A Good Time
Flavour Of The Evening
A Summer Place
Let’s Get High And Make Love
Is Sex The Only Thing
Dreamer
Blow Out The Candles
1975 – Dirt
Philosophical Bullshit
Shithouse Blues
William Tell
Hey Lade
12 Days Of Christmas
End Of The Month
Was It You
Flying
Eat-Bite
Ya-Ya
Singalong Shit
1977 – Hotel Buffalo
All Your Life
Flower
Warm And Round
The End Of The Tunnel
The Leprechaun
The Elf’s Garden
Arf Rag
Little Penis
G. Lee’s Groove
Shithouse Blues (3)
Rolling Stone (Dylan)
V-8 Ford (W. Love)
Kindly
Skeeter
Ya-Ya (4)
1978 – Concerto for Piano, Voice and 500 Screaming Assholes
Mozart & Beethoven
Philosophical Bullshit
50 Ways (Simon +)
Yo-Ho
Joy (Bach)
Skeeter
Take It Off Baby
Good Mood
Good Time
Bang Bang Lulu
C**t Valley
Just Like A Woman (Dylan)
Hey Lade
Ya-Ya (5)
1980 – Lily White And Burnout Blue
Cascades
Country Elf
Shortnin Bread
Lily
Out Of Pity
Hopeless Dreamer
Jolly Old
Empty
Sometimes
Hopeless Dreamer
Burnout Blue
Goofy
1980 – Give Me Dirt or Give Me Death
Candy Bar Poem
3 Blind Crabs
Shithouse Blues (III)
Leprosy
Yank My Doodle
Ayatollah Khomeini
Ya-Ya
Roll Your Leg Over
Gang Bang
Big Ass Lil And Yukon Pete
End Of The Month
Barnacle Bill
Ayatollah Poem
1982 – Sit on a Happy Face
Philosophical Bullshit
Stroking Off In Silence
Do-Wah-Diddy
When I Slipped Out
I Am Pussy
Gang Bang II
Revenge Of Big Ass Lil
Sit On A Happy Face
Fucking U.S.A.
Hey Lade
Ni*****s In The Night
Irish Assholes
Pounding Your Pud
Glory, Glory
Was It You
Pubic Hair
Carolina
American Poem
1982 - Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Santa Is Coming To Town
White Christmas
We Need A Little Pussy
Its Beginning To Look
Hark The Herald
12 Days
Chestnuts
Silent Night
Frosty
Fa-La-La-La-La
Ill Be Home For Xmas
Leroy
The First Noel
Christmas Medley
Kansas City
We Wish You
1982 - Dr. Dirty in Pixieland
Intro
Somewhere
Hi-Ho
On The Road
Favorite Things
White Boys Wish
Find Every Virgin
Gal I Warn Ya
Orpheus
Aba-Daba
Moon
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah
Pickle To Ride
Surfer Girl
Pubic Hair
San Fran
Thanksgiving
1986 - What I Did on My Summer Vacation
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Scarborough Fair
When I’m 64
Stupid Poems
Sippin Cider Thru A Straw
Russian Poem
Lady Madonna
Yo-Ho
Guest Appearances
Gang Bang
Ya-Ya
I’m on Fire
Hungry Heart
Moose
Do Wah-Diddy
Oh Suzanna
Hey Lade
Italians
Jews
Piano Shit
Granada
Shithouse Blues
Woman
Terrorist Poem
1986 - A Sawmill River Christmas
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Sugar Plum Fairies
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
Walking In A Winter Wonderland
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Angels We Have Heard On High
Jolly Old St. Nicholas
O Holy Night
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Carol Of The Bells
Sleigh Ride
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
O Come Emanuel
Parade Of The Wooden Soldiers
The First Noël
Joy To The World
Good King Wenceslas
Christmas Song
1987 – A Midsummer's Wet Dream
Marines
Old Ball Game
Sundown
H. Family
Beverly Hillbillies
Who Gives A Fuck
Rock & Roll
Yo-Ho
Gang Bang
Poontang
Gilligan
Marines
Old Time Rock & Roll
Sundown
Supercalifragilistic
Roll Your Leg Over
Who Gives A Fuck
Ya-Ya
1988 – Don't Go Soft on Me Now
Archie Bunker
Blue Blue
Stand Up And Cheer
Moon River
Sunny Side
Chattanooga
Whoa Whoa
Ragtime Annie
Relieve Me
Johnny B. Bad
Supercalifragilistic 2
Part-time
K-Mart
Mayberry
Brady Bunch
Mexicans
Ya-Ya (new)
Who Gives A Fuck 3
Gangbang 6
1988 – Beaver Fever
Middle Of The Night
Beaver Fever
A/K/A
Electrical Pussy
Poundin’ My Meat
Carpenter
My Name Is Dr. Dirty
Emma’s Dilemma
Kick Ass Rock N’ Roll
The Hangover Song
Old Mother Hubbard
Beaver Fever (Reprise)
Sometime’s You Gotta Say
1989 – Your Face or Mine
Aint No Pussy
Dont Worry
Has Anybody Seen…
My Dick is Small/Yo Ho
Roll Your Leg Over
Who Gives A Fuck?
Dagos, Jews, Krauts, Irishmen
Elton John…
TV Stuff
Buttfuck Bunch
Candy Bar Poem
Robocop & Neutron Nellie
Hey Lade
1989 – Compact DIRT: Digital Ditties
Philosophical Bullshit
Was It You
Candy Bar Poem
3 Blind Crabs
Shithouse Blues
Leprosy
Yank My Doodle
Ya-Ya
Ayatollah Poem
Who Gives A Fuck
Rock N’ Roll
Yo-Ho
Gangbang
Skeeter
Madonna
Fucking USA
Tight Twat Tina 2
Arf Rag
Little Penis
G. Lee’s Groove
Eat-Bite
End Of The Month
Johnny B. Bad
1990 – Fruits of an Idle Mind
1990 – Double Valby: Don't Go Soft on Me Now/Your Face or Mine
Don’t Go Soft On Me Now
Ain’t No Pussy
Don’t Worry
Has Anybody Seen
My Dick Is Small / Yo Ho
Roll Your Leg Over
Dagos, Jews, Krauts, Irishmen
Elton John
TV Stuff
Buttfuck Bunch
Candy Bar Poem
Robocock And Nuetron Nelly
Hey Lade
Your Face Or Mine
Supercalifragilistic 2
Part-Time
K-Mart
Mayberry
Brady Bunch
Mexicans
Ya-Ya (New)
Who Gives A Fuck 3
Gangbang 6
Archie Bunker
Blue Blue
Stand Up And Cheer
Moon River
Whoa Whoa
Johnny B. Bad
1991 - Bootleg Valby
1992 - The Doctor Is In
If I Only Had A Brain
Something Good
New President
Tipperary
Football B.S.
Love Potion #9
Roll Your Leg Over
Who Gives A Fuck? (7)
Ya-Ya (18)
How Much Is That Kitty?
The Letter
Purple People Eater
Wacko In Waco
Hey Lade (15)
Eat-Bite
Do-Wa-Ditty
Light My Fire
Rock Around the Cock
Kind of Hush
1992 - Half in the Bag
1992 – Butt Seriously Folks
1992 - Live from Jackinsack New Jersey
1992 – It's a Small Dick After All and Other Short Subjects (live album)
1993 – Double D CD
Delicious
Tipperary
Slow Down
New President
Something Good
Tears In Heaven
Writing Session
Local Jokes
Local 2
Saddam
Foxhole
Letter
Mikestand Problem
Edmund Fitzgerald
Always A Woman
Puff
Bellvue
Original Who Gives A
Racist Talk
Big Ass Lil And Yukon Pete
End Of The Month
Barnacle Bill
50 Ways
Bang Bang Lulu
American Poem
1994 – Up for Re-Erection
1995 – Scratch N Sniff
If I Only
Hillary And Bill
Joy To The Girls
Somebody Snitched
The Most Famous Races
16 Tons
Wabash Cannonball
Who Gives A Fuck (O.J.)
The Stripper
Addams Family
Beverly Hillbillies
Brady Bunch
Red Light Lounge
Ya-Ya (43)
Big Butt Boogie
Audio Enema
1995 - Super Pixies
Somewhere
Hi Ho
On The Road
Favorite Things
White Boys Wish
Find Every Virgin
Gal I Warn Ya
Orpheus
Downtown
Moon
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
After The Loving
Something Stupid
Under The Sea
Yank Yank Yank
Those Were The Days
Friend Like Me
Rockin’ Robin
San Francisco
Over The River
1996 – Fruits of an Idle Mind
1997 – Butt's Up Doc
Beauty and the Beast
Back Door
Grananda
Purple People Eater
Those Were the Days
Folk Line
Roll Your Leg Over
Who Gives a Fuck 97
Writing Session
Get Happy
William Tell
Those Were the Days
Herpes Family
Jed and Kin
Wabash Cannonball
Hey Lade
1998 – Cherry Poppin' in Grand Rapids
Intro
Phil Bull
Beauty and the Beast
Be My Guest
Mike Tyson
Granada 2
Supercalifragilistic
Come To Grand Rapids
Roll Your Leg Over
Yo-Ho
Who Gives A Fuck
Backdoor
Skeeter
Ya-Ya
Gangbang
1998 – WWW.VALBY.CUM
Torn Between Two Lovers
Candle In The Wind
American Pie
If I Was
Winter Wonderland
Pecker Tingling
Girls Up
Rum-Pum-Pum
Up On The Rooftop
Hillary
Comin’ To Town
Leroy Etc.
Jingle Balls
The Beer Poem
If You’re Horny
American Poem
Computer Song 1
Computer Song 2
Computer Song 3
1998 - Same Shit Different Cover
Where Do I Begin?
The Starr Report
Big Yellow Stain
Titanic
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Da
Supercalifragilistic
Who Gives A Fuck
Thank God
Ya-Ya
Gangbang
Who Gives A Fuck II
Ya-Ya II
Titanic (Better Recording)
If You’re Horny (Girls Go Wild)
1999 - Half in the Fuckin' Bag
Moose
The Clinton Family
Eric Clapton
Brown Eyed
Where Oh Where
This Old Man
Joy To The World
Supercalifragilistic
Notre Dame
Those Were The Days
Ya Ya
Gang Bang
Sing Fucker Sing
Hey Lade
2000 – Best of Dr Dirty
2000 - The Not Yet On CD, CD
Wind Beneath My Wings
Wonderful World
I’ll Be There
Bippity
Secret Agent Man
Old Time Rock & Roll
Sundown
No Pussy
Ballgame
When I Slipped Out
I Am Pussy
Rock Around The Clock
There’s A Hush Tonight
If I Only
Shower Spout
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Scarborough
When I’m 64
Stupid Poems
Sippin’ Cider
Blue Bayou
Margaritaville
Itsy Bitsy
Little Surfer
Thank God I’m A Pubic Hair
2000 – Herniated Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Santa Is Coming To Town
White Christmas
We Need A Little Pussy
It’s Beginning To Look
Hark The Herald
Sleigh Ride
My Sister
Favorite Things
Winter Wonderland
Greensleeves
Chestnuts
Frosty
Fa-La-La-La-La
O Come Emmanuel
Rum-Pum-Pum
I’ll Be Home For Xmas
Leroy
The First Noel
Christmas Medley
Kansas City
We Three Kings
12 Days Of Xmas
2001 – Dr. Dirty's Sphincter Unplugged
Just The Two Of Us
It’s Impossible
Always A Woman
Supercalifragilistic
In My Bunghole
Purple People Eater
Beauty And The Beast
Be My Guest
Chim-Chiminee
Bippity Boppity
Torn Between Two Lovers
Candle In The Wind
American Pie
Titanic
Where Do I Begin
Who Gives A F**k
Skeeter
Ya-ya
Gangbang
Writing Session
2001 – American Troubadour
You Say, I Say
O Bin Laden
Que Sera
Off The Road
Like A Woman
Taliban Blues
Something Stupid
Life Of A Sperm
Wabash Cannonball
Notre Dame
Who Gives A Fuck
Ya Ya
Eat Bite
Toast To Osama
First 9-11-01 Song
I Had A Dream – And It Was Good
2001 – Greatest Tits
Ain’t No P***y
Wonderful World
The Rose
Chim-Chim-In-Ee
Bippity Boppity
YMCA
Roll Your Leg Over
Who Gives A F**k
Ob-La-Di
Skeeter
Ya-Ya
Gangb**g
Eat Bite
Vice Presidents
Love Potion
Re-Roll
Supercalifragilistic
2003 - Operation Fuck Iraq
It’s Beginning
Penny Lane
Supercal
Broadway
Letter
Those Were The Days
Addams Family
Back Door
Where oh Where?
Roll Your Leg Over
Who Gives a Fuck?
Skeeter
Ya-Ya
Gangbang
Eat-Bite (Dixie Chicks)
Rose Colored Glasses
2003 - Up for Re-Erection
2004 – The Old Fart Cuts Another One
Same Sex Marriage
Best Shot
Country Roads
Shit House Blues
Always A Woman
Flowers Quickie
Roll Your Leg Over (’04)
Who Gives A Fuck
Country Roads (Again)
American Pie
End Of The Month (Yes)
Small World
Father Pedophilia
Spiderhole
Flintstones (Jackson)
Pedro’s Song
El Paso
Writing Session Long & Winding
Can’t Live
Raindrops
O Brother
2005 – Valby Rocks
A/K/A
White Trash Wedding
Sunday Football
Shut The Fuck Up
Life Of A Sperm
Wabash Cannonball
Stand Up and Cheer
Mother Hubbard
Boneration
Not Rock
Eat-bite
One More Beer
Can Say…Can’t Say
2006 - Treasury of XXXMas Classics
Winter Wonderland
Joy To The World
Here Comes Santa
Old Faithful
Jack Shit
Fa-La-La
It’s Beginning
Rudolph’s Races
Coming To Town
O Little Town
In The Mood
Good King W
Jingle Bells
Sleigh Ride
Poems
Vibrator
Silent Night
Rum-Pum-Pum
Haul Out
This Old Man
Wonderland 2
Midnight Clear
12 Days
2007 – Coming Soon on a Face Near You
Somewhere
Intro
Playing With My Rod
Winter Wonderland
Rum Pum Pum
Joy To The World
This Old Man
Old Faithful
Rudolph’s Races
Always A Woman
Purple People 1/2
Granada
Who Give A Fuck
Ya-Ya
Impossible
Osama 1 & 2
I Wanna Holler
Hey Lade
Lake Effect Blues
The Rose
2007 - I'm Here for the Gangbang
2008 – Sheep Thrills
Sitting In A Stall (2)
Hillary & Barack
Gas Today
Wabash Cannonball
Tequila Interruption
Who Gives a… (PA)
Who Gives a… (NY)
“N” Word Poem
Wetback Crossing
Brown Bean & Taco
Spooky
Sheep Pussy
Cabaret
Sailing Sailing
And So This is Christmas
Shadow of Her Ass
Grand Old Fag
Skimpy Pantaloons
Last Night (Bus)
Feeding Tube
As Time Goes By
Recording – Gravy Face
Handicap Song
Rockin Pneumonia
Ball Game
2009 - The Dirt Poems
O Little Town
Adeste Fideles
Here Comes Santa Claus
In The Mood
Just Like A Woman
Where O Where
Ayatollah Poem
Tight Twat Tina
Robocock
Candybar Poem
Beer Poem
American Poem
Big Ass Lil & Yukon Pete (The Original)
Dog Poem
The Revenge Of Big Ass Lil
Ecstacy
2011 - Superpixies
2012 – Tickling the Ovaries
2015 – Survival of the Stiffest
2015 – Keep Calm and Valby On
Intro
Call Me Caitlyn
Ain’t No Pussy
Quickies
Always A Woman
Petrified
Over The River
Donald Trump
Who Gives A Fuck
Purple People Eater
Love Potion No. 9
Skeeter
Toast (Kim and Kanye)
Ya-Ya
Monkey Song
2016 - Democracy Is Working Again
2018 - Juicy Tidbits
Beauty and the Beast
You Don’t Have to Say
Give my Remains to Science
Bye Bye Blackbird
Quickies
Slippery Sloppery
Where Do I Begin
…I Ever Saw…
Summertime Blues
Supercal (2 new verses)
Rudolph (New Category)
Cousin Sam
Perry Como
16 Tons
Picture Songs
When I’m 64
Poem
Who Gives a Fuck
Spoken Limerick
Sam and Sue
Tom Petty
Deck The Halls